more jewish babbling….
with your ho-st chesty hocrapenmeyer la tushenfinkel.
welcome gentiles… to yet another round of the ol jew 1-2.
when i say kike.. make some noise. make some what? make some noise.
today’s class will be on random ways to identify that your talking to a heeb.
classic signs:
1) as mentioned before. wild gesturing of the hands. in fact, forget words at all, they’re secondary, pay attention to the hands.
2) if you ask a question, and your answer is a question. chances are…
example:
q: hey, do you know the time?
a: time? there’s a whole world out there, and you want to know the time?
or
q: excuse me, do you know where the restroom is? i must piss at once.
a: i’ve got a rib jammed up my vagina, and your asking me where the bathroom is?
3) if you say something like… hey.. let’s watch porn.. and the answer you hear is.. porn schmorn, i’m going to blindfold you and violate you until you cry. chances are…ok.. i might have lost you there.
the point was the porn schmorn.
not all jews carry around blindfolds.
and only some will violate you until your crying.
4) if the person your talking to has an opinion on anything you could possibly have to say, they’re a fucking heeb. hand them a nice big sandwich and pray eventually they’ll shut up.
lastly, let’s clear something up. yiddish vs. hebrew.
hebrew is an ancient sephardic language.
yiddish is a eastern eurpopean mish-mash of german.
and nobody speaks jewish, you fucking dolt.
that all for now goyisha, you may go.
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